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Apr 24, 2014 / 30,890 notes

ask-the-sexy-darcy-lewis:

i-want-to-sonic-screw-you:

buttcarrot:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

second to last has the face spot-fucking-on

If it was guys reenacting girl selfies tumblr would crucify them.

Apparently ^you haven’t seen the men of Tumblr aka the Mandom

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Apr 24, 2014 / 137,295 notes

dannerzz:

okay josh

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Apr 24, 2014 / 16,015 notes

otakucityactor:

yugi u stone cold motherfucker

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I
Apr 24, 2014 / 467,523 notes

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

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Apr 24, 2014 / 1,651 notes

owlturdcomix:

It’s a delicate craft.

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fb | twitter

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magicalsakura:

krudman:

bakaunagi:

another excellent 4kids dub

Oh, honey, no! You could cut yourself on that! Do you want to lose a finger? Here, let’s get you something safer:


It’s not safe to stick your scissors out like that you might poke some one’s eye out. Here’s the correct way to hold them.
Apr 24, 2014 / 35,119 notes

magicalsakura:

krudman:

bakaunagi:

another excellent 4kids dub

Oh, honey, no! You could cut yourself on that! Do you want to lose a finger? Here, let’s get you something safer:

It’s not safe to stick your scissors out like that you might poke some one’s eye out. Here’s the correct way to hold them.

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Apr 24, 2014 / 166,927 notes

archangel-bonding:

sopherusthespecialone:

staff:

superwholockianmetalhead:

barackobama:

where the fuck did all my shoelaces go

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you’re all fucking idiots

tumblr: where we can have the president of the united states, a gif of supernatural, and the staff swearing and bitching at us all in the same post.

and it all makes perfect sense

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Apr 24, 2014 / 2,153 notes

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Apr 24, 2014 / 269,043 notes

takineko:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

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actual photo of hitler

DICK TATOR

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

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evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done
Apr 24, 2014 / 206,123 notes

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

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